Derek-James Yee

Jane Davidson had been plagued by obscene calls. Then one morning at the laundromat, mistakenly believing a flirtatious black man might be the caller, Jane runs to Howard Wilson. Little does she know this innocent looking salesman is also a serial killer. After gaining Jane's confidence, Howard forces her at gunpoint back to his rundown apartment.

A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!