Matt Locker

An incestuous and industrious pair of modern-day vampires finds their clever manner of acquiring sustenance threatened by a nosy New Jersey health inspector and a determined investigative reporter in director John Orrichio's sexualized tale of life among the undead. The LeGaults know well that to stalk the streets for prey is to leave themselves open to exposure. Instead of seeking out blood the old-fashioned way, the LeGaults opt to open a blood donation center that will provide them with the nourishment they need to survive without the risks that go along with using their fangs. A New Jersey health inspector named Jerry is on to them, though, and along with a little help from intrepid reporter Phyllis, he soon prepares to rip the lid off of the LeGault's bizarre scam. When a chance encounter with two students of the occult reveals the true motivation behind the LeGaults' philanthropic front...

Decades after it was used to bludgeon an 80’s punk rocker to death, a vintage typewriter with lyrical powers falls in the lap of a failing songwriter.

An incestuous and industrious pair of modern-day vampires finds their clever manner of acquiring sustenance threatened by a nosy New Jersey health inspector and a determined investigative reporter in director John Orrichio's sexualized tale of life among the undead. The LeGaults know well that to stalk the streets for prey is to leave themselves open to exposure. Instead of seeking out blood the old-fashioned way, the LeGaults opt to open a blood donation center that will provide them with the nourishment they need to survive without the risks that go along with using their fangs. A New Jersey health inspector named Jerry is on to them, though, and along with a little help from intrepid reporter Phyllis, he soon prepares to rip the lid off of the LeGault's bizarre scam. When a chance encounter with two students of the occult reveals the true motivation behind the LeGaults' philanthropic front...

Ghost Blunders is a half hour comedy series that spoofs all of the popular reality "ghost hunting" and paranormal shows. Even though John Orrichio directs the TV series "Ghost Chicks" he sees the humor in this type of show. The list of paranormal shows goes on and on. Paranormal Cops, Psychic Kids, Psychokinetic Grandparents, Psychic Pets etc. Ghost Blunders takes bits and pieces from all of the popular shows and has fun with them. Using the same equipment as the real ghost hunting groups, they investigate various haunted locations each week. Follow our ghost hunters Byron, Mason and Ricki along with Father Timmy, Little Joe and psychic medium, Chic Java. You'll enjoy the fun and laughs!