Игорь Кистол

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Major Fartunescu and the Misadventures of Department 13
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Major Fartunescu and the Misadventures of Department 13

Aug 01, 2022

Major Fartunescu and the Misadventures of Department 13
2022 85 min 1 vues
Somewhere in another country, mafia boss and crypto narcotics kingpin Alexis Tephlon has half the government in his back pocket. The police are powerless, because, well, have you met the local police? So our hero, Major Fartunescu, decided to do something. He took a nap. And then he put together a crack team that's unbeatable, unbribable, and stays moist and tender while remaining crispy on the outside. His partner, Captain Mothertrucker, respects him. His criminologist, Sofi Lorenu, loves him. His boss, General Drunkenwimp, likes to yell at him. His "frenemy," newscaster Milena Suck-Sexcu, investigates him. His main suspects, Alexis Tephlon and Anubis Frumos, underestimate him. But by the time he's done, his name will go down in history, way down. He's the soon to be famous...Major Fartunescu.
Comedy
Здрасьте, я ваш папа!
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Здрасьте, я ваш папа!

Aug 08, 2014

Здрасьте, я ваш папа!
2014 94 min 1 vues
Innokenty Pechenkin is an absolute loser in life! All sorts of problems are falling on him, one by one, which, it would seem, are no longer solvable. But, at one point, the main character of the film gets a chance to solve all the difficulties at once, namely, to get a family, and that would be all right, but he only has a month of time!
Comedy
Разговор
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Разговор

Aug 30, 2012

Разговор
2012 80 min 3 vues
Boris is desperately trying to recollect the events of the last three days while he is charged with manslaughter.
Drama
Призрак
6.4

Призрак

Mar 26, 2015

Призрак
2015 90 min 52 vues
An aircraft designer becomes a ghost after a sudden death. Now he needs to engage a help of seven-grader in order to finish all his unaccomplished tasks.
Family
День дурака
5.7

День дурака

Nov 13, 2014

День дурака
2014 90 min 3 vues
Van'ka works as a doorman at the hotel. He hates its wealthy guests, but has dreams to live a luxurious life. Forced to live in a car, he's miserable. In this already difficult situation he comes across the collector Sergey, who is determined to knock out the debt out of Vanka.
Adventure
Іван Сила
6.4

Іван Сила

Oct 02, 2013

Іван Сила
2013 80 min 9 vues
"Strong Ivan" is a film telling an outstanding life story of Ivan Firtsak who was born in June, 1899 in a Ukrainian village Bilky, Irshava district in Zakarpattia Oblast. At the age of 18 he became a performer with a Czechoslovak circus and travelled to 64 countries of the world, astonishing everybody with his victories. He was a weightlifting champion of Czechoslovakia, a bodybuilding champion of Europe. He earned the nickname Strong Ivan Croton for his incredible strength. Ivan Firtsak won a great number of single combats with famous wrestlers of the world. From hands of the Queen of England he received a helmet and a belt decorated with cold and diamonds. American press called him the strongest man of the XX century. In 1937 in the prime of his fame he came back to the homeland.
Бабло
5.6

Бабло

Oct 13, 2011

Бабло
2011 88 min 26 vues
In 1991, Russia discovered big money. In 2011, money is everything… Present-day Moscow. A bag with a million euros in cash is stolen form the car of a successful business man “with connections.” Going from one happy owner to the next, the moolah changes hands quickly… And it all began when the millionaire Grigory refused to declare his taxes.
Crime
Nuntă în Basarabia
6.9

Nuntă în Basarabia

Sep 16, 2010

Nuntă în Basarabia
2010 92 min 9 vues
“Wedding in Bessarabia” is a story of a young couple who recently got married in Romania. He is a young conductor from Bucharest and she is a gifted pianist from the Republic of Moldova. One day, they decide to have another wedding in Moldova, hoping to get the money to pay the account for a new apartment. The movie exploits the difference of traditions and habits between Romania and Bessarabia, and a sort of a competition which arises between the families involved.
Comedy
Les Percutés
6.8

Les Percutés

Jul 31, 2002

Les Percutés
2002 97 min 2 vues
Alors que sa carte de crédit vient d'être avalée par un distributeur, Bruno Lussac, dit Débé, inspecteur de son état, franchit les limites de la déontologie maison quand il apprend qu'il vient d'être interdit bancaire. Déguisé en sudiste pour une soirée costumée où il était supposé arrêter des trafiquants de drogue, il entraîne ses collègues dans le braquage d'une banque, provoque un bain de sang mais ressort victorieux de ce casse. Pour ses complices, l'indic et la jolie gardienne de la paix Cécile Barko, dite Cyborg, c'est le début d'une folle cavale.
Comedy
Rikoshet
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Rikoshet

Jun 06, 1997

Rikoshet
1997 105 min 1 vues
Mafia is trying to force an Afghanistan war veteran Arseniy to become a contract killer.
Action
Мужской характер
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Мужской характер

Sep 05, 1999

Мужской характер
1999 100 min 1 vues
The godfather of the provincial mafia is concerned about a series of attacks and terrorist attacks. Suspecting that someone from his former environment is behind this, the boss gives the command to attract a "cleaner". They find a nice woman Vera,
Action
Братья
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Братья

Dec 19, 2024

Братья
2024 137 min 1 vues
The plot is built around Slavik, a Sochi slacker and ladies man who lived without thinking about tomorrow. But fate decided to play a cruel joke on him - he learns about a terrible diagnosis. The only hope for salvation is a suddenly found brother, who turns out to be the famous singer Philipp Kirkorov. In order to meet his relative, Slavik develops a daring plan to kidnap a Russian pop star and draws Kirkorov into a whirlpool of incredible adventures.
Adventure
Супергерои
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Супергерои

Dec 08, 2013

Супергерои
2013 min 1 vues
What would have happened if Quentin Tarantino had shot 17 Moments of Spring, James Bond had become a Buddhist, and Amelie had worked at the passport office? The heroes of this show are the most famous movie characters: Terminator, Batman, James Bond, Stirlitz, Leon, Pretty Woman, Bridget Jones, Spider-Man, Superman, vampires from Twilight, Harry Potter, Hannibal Lecter and many others. You will see that real movie characters can be not just funny, but super funny!
Comedy
Большая разница
7.4

Большая разница

Jun 15, 2014

Большая разница
2014 min 10 vues
The "Big Difference" is created not only for the audience, but also for those who became the hero of the parody - TV presenters and actors. A guest who comes to the studio seems to see himself through a magnifying glass, because all the details are taken into account in the parody: the character's manner of dressing, speaking, diction features, plastic, makeup, hairstyle. The uniqueness of the project is that in addition to entertainment, the program also has a developmental function. After all, our guest, who is being parodied, has a chance to look at himself from the outside, to see his shortcomings and advantages. Some people like themselves, and some don't. But the main thing is that no one remains indifferent.
Comedy
Кухня. Война за отель
6.5

Кухня. Война за отель

Oct 21, 2020

Кухня. Война за отель
2020 min 15 vues
Having suffered a fiasco in the hotel business and saying goodbye to the Eleon Hotel, Eleanor retreats to Tuscany. Everything changes when the ex-fiance Dmitry Nagiyev, who is guilty of her bankruptcy, begins construction of the grandiose Resort complex in Sochi. To take revenge on the showman for all the insults, Eleanor buys a hotel that Nagiyev has his eye on, hires her ex-husband, chef Viktor Barinov, their daughter Katya and manager Mikhail Dzhekovich.
Comedy