Johanna Tukiainen

The story is about the female-dominated tribe of Uivelot, who got lost in Iso-Saimaa, according to hereditary information about 900 years before the founding of the city of Lappeenranta. Known for their cruel habits, these female lions kept men as their domestic animals and used them for their sexual pleasures. In the hierarchy of Uivelot, women owned at least two “slave men” who were severely punished for even minor offenses. The runaway male individuals were hunted like a prey, and no one escaped the Uivelot. The hooves fluttered and the messages flowed, as fast and effectively as they do today. Mobile phones and text messaging have conquered the entire modern world and woe to the man who is at the mercy of today’s Uivelot. Uivelot is a porn movie whose scenes meet the level required of today's porn movies, with all the spices and fistulas.

Salatut elämät (Secret Lives) is a Finnish television soap opera that premiered on MTV3 on 25 January 1999. The series' storylines follow the daily lives of several families who live in the same apartment block in Helsinki.