Craig Lemons

An arrogant movie star is busted for speeding in a small southern town and sentenced to attend Mayberry Fest: a weeklong festival celebrating "The Andy Griffith Show." Immersed in a modern-day Mayberry, he’s given a chance to discover the true meaning of friendship and family.

The Ninja VIP Super Club is doing a slow drag across the American Midwest, culminating in female sacrifice. When they kidnap a super hot babe, Rex, has his eyes on-it 's up to him to become a ninja and to steal her back from them.

In rural Indiana, Noah and his impoverished family wrestle with the mysterious return of his now mute sister, Lauren, who was kidnapped and held captive for over a decade.

What do you get when you cross a sexually depraved Preacher with 2 coke snorting nymphomaniacs? Well, you get a visit from Slasho, Shago and Smasho, that's what you get! That's right, the Clowns are back for an all-new adventure! Follow along as our 3 Masked Maniacs terrorize another home hidden in the suburbs of degenerates. Travel deep into the depths of Sluggo's lab and marvel at his latest creation, Skanko! Feast your eyes on the stunning beauty of Naughty Nina as you helplessly fall under the alluring spell of Nurse Hatchet...the Ruler of Pussyland!

A rogue Director turns a run of the mill Hollywood love story into a big band musical with the help of his crew and the out of the loop actors.