Husband and wife hire a 16 year-old babysitter and leave for the evening. She calls her friends over and when the couple returns drunk later, they get serviced by her friend and a repairman so they don't get cross with her.
A fashion model in the 1930s, who owns an Art Deco Miami hotel, kills herself when her fiancé is unfaithful to her. 60 years later she returns to life as a vampire, when the hotel is scheduled for demolition. Using her sexuality as bait, she looks for victims.
Open and uninhibited Mary convinces her uptight goody-goody two shoes best friend Melody to loosen up and dive into an exciting and eye-opening new world of unbridled sexual experimentation.
A KGB agent comes to California to meet Jane Fonda and prepare for a Russian takeover of the US. After losing his papers, he connects with a band of homeless, overweight, and over-the-hill transvestites and becomes a punker in a Chinese restaurant owned by an elderly transexual, Madame Wang.
Toting a couple of guns and a paper sack full of money, three bank robbers search for a hideout. Cut to the interior of the girl's apartment: the gangsters rush in brandishing their rods.