Bernd Hüls

Beate Thruse develops special female, human-like robots with Catwoman costumes for lonely, desperate men without sex lives. But unfortunately the Cats are all defective and have to be withdrawn. Unfortunately too late, because in the small town of Stadtlohn, the tame Cats have mutated into killer cats.

Aliens have landed on Earth! They are in search of fresh blood! The aliens have chosen female menstruation as their main food source. No "Bloody Mary" is safe from the intergalactic vampires! But a fearless troop under the leadership of the village idiot Jockel Rangebumm faces the monsters! True to the motto: "You want blood? Then come and get it!" the astro-zombies are properly heated up!

Although the Romans believe they have conquered all of Germania, a village in the mountain valley continues to resist the empire as long as Caesar's daughter remains married to the local chieftain. One day, when Dogmatix is supposed to accompany this woman to the baths, a group of renegade legionaries manages to send her over the Jordan and conscript him into their own army. As a result, the unexpected giant finds himself in dangerous tiger country, where a legendary time tree is said to be located. By means of this magical botany he undertakes an unbelievable journey, perhaps to be able to set everything right again!

Youngster Dogmatix, ordered by the Germanic tribe on a mission to procure wenches for his bored chieftain, is struck with a blow, along with his mace mate: the Roman Empire arrives and demands some intense bashing!

On the shores of a deserted island, a band of pirates anchors with the intention of digging up a legendary treasure of gold. In their expedition, however, they have made the bill without hooded murderous monks, who populate the island in droves, all intruders, which they get hold of, cruelly slaughter and even eat from the flesh of their enemies. A randomly passing blonde and her conditionally defensive bodyguard round out the well-groomed chaos.

On the shores of a deserted island, a band of pirates anchors with the intention of digging up a legendary treasure of gold. In their expedition, however, they have made the bill without hooded murderous monks, who populate the island in droves, all intruders, which they get hold of, cruelly slaughter and even eat from the flesh of their enemies. A randomly passing blonde and her conditionally defensive bodyguard round out the well-groomed chaos.