Raymond Saint-Martin

Lors d'une croisière en Méditerranée, un jeune homme engagé comme guide touristique est intrigué par la beauté d'une femme interprète cachée derrière ses lunettes de soleil. Il lui fait des avances de plus en plus prononcées. D'abord en retrait, celle-ci se décide enfin à réagir en lançant un défi au guide : "Racontez-moi quelque chose de beau..." Le jeune homme s'aventure alors dans une suite d'histoires étranges. Eblouie, la demoiselle veut en savoir plus, devient loquace. Chemin faisant, elle se découvre et répond aux sollicitations du jeune homme...

A pornographic film director attempts to persuade a porn producer (she will have him sign his contract while they have sex), his mistress and a few actresses to participate to the film he wants to shoot. He has already shoot many pre-shots that he projects on screen while he persuaded the girls and explains their part in the movie, of course, he tests their charms and ability to play. There is continually a mix of scenes happening in the reality and of scenes projected on the screen.

There are small problems everywhere, including in a Paris area bourgeois housing development. In this particular building, a motley crew tries to resolve shared co-ownership problems. Among them, a Foreign Legion colonel and his dog; an unfaithful gynecologist and his fiery nurse; a voyeuristic filmmaker and his editor in love; a Don Juan-type antique dealer; an adorable old lady and her nice son who turns into a drag queen at night; an FIFG interviewer; an unbearable opera singer; a lesbian; a deceived woman.

There are small problems everywhere, including in a Paris area bourgeois housing development. In this particular building, a motley crew tries to resolve shared co-ownership problems. Among them, a Foreign Legion colonel and his dog; an unfaithful gynecologist and his fiery nurse; a voyeuristic filmmaker and his editor in love; a Don Juan-type antique dealer; an adorable old lady and her nice son who turns into a drag queen at night; an FIFG interviewer; an unbearable opera singer; a lesbian; a deceived woman.

There are small problems everywhere, including in a Paris area bourgeois housing development. In this particular building, a motley crew tries to resolve shared co-ownership problems. Among them, a Foreign Legion colonel and his dog; an unfaithful gynecologist and his fiery nurse; a voyeuristic filmmaker and his editor in love; a Don Juan-type antique dealer; an adorable old lady and her nice son who turns into a drag queen at night; an FIFG interviewer; an unbearable opera singer; a lesbian; a deceived woman.

There are small problems everywhere, including in a Paris area bourgeois housing development. In this particular building, a motley crew tries to resolve shared co-ownership problems. Among them, a Foreign Legion colonel and his dog; an unfaithful gynecologist and his fiery nurse; a voyeuristic filmmaker and his editor in love; a Don Juan-type antique dealer; an adorable old lady and her nice son who turns into a drag queen at night; an FIFG interviewer; an unbearable opera singer; a lesbian; a deceived woman.