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Laz's Whippin' Kitchen
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Laz's Whippin' Kitchen

Jan 01, 1970

Laz's Whippin' Kitchen
1970 4 min 1 vues
Lazarus Melon, everyone’s favorite television chef, is plagued with a constant need to better himself. Everyone in the world will tell Laz he’s the best. He’s funny, charismatic, and he makes the most phenomenal carrot cake. Like Lazarus, we each surround ourselves with people who we love and who love us. But in this world of access and excess, where critics don the veil of anonymity, each of us must learn to regard our own critiques. This film serves as a reminder to all of us: Do not take it so hard. Life is filled with its little miseries. Each of us, in our own way, must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion.
8 out of 10
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8 out of 10

Dec 26, 2019

8 out of 10
2019 8 min 1 vues
The Adverse Childhood Experiences (ACE) study was created by the Center for Disease Control and Kaiser Permenente, a Southern California health research company. The test itself is only ten yes or no questions and is free to take online. Reducing oneself to a mere point of data is at once comforting and frustrating, yet when I realized how few people I knew had received a score of more than four out of ten, I decided to detail my own abuse in a way more personal than a number. These words that have been said to me over and over again as a child, how they have shaped me, and how the ideas of American darlings like Bing Crosby have shaped our perception of masculinity and nullified the validity of abuse survivors in our country and around the world.
Homebody
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Homebody

Jan 01, 1970

Homebody
1970 4 min 1 vues
A lonely tenant gets used to living beneath a ghost.
Cry Me a River
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Cry Me a River

Jan 01, 1970

Cry Me a River
1970 13 min 1 vues
A man loses all creativity during the 2020 pandemic. His life has become nothing, laying in bed, eating cereal, and staring at his empty canvases. Desperate to make something different, he begins to write a self-pitying script in hopes that he’ll stumble upon a beautiful young muse to pull him out of his funk. However, when his search for this dream girl is suddenly interrupted by the film’s deadline, he continues the movie alone, trying both to avoid falling into tropes, and to save his inner artist himself.
Cry Me a River
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Cry Me a River

Jan 01, 1970

Cry Me a River
1970 13 min 1 vues
A man loses all creativity during the 2020 pandemic. His life has become nothing, laying in bed, eating cereal, and staring at his empty canvases. Desperate to make something different, he begins to write a self-pitying script in hopes that he’ll stumble upon a beautiful young muse to pull him out of his funk. However, when his search for this dream girl is suddenly interrupted by the film’s deadline, he continues the movie alone, trying both to avoid falling into tropes, and to save his inner artist himself.
Flower
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Flower

Jan 01, 1970

Flower
1970 4 min 1 vues
A man has trouble sleeping during quarantine.
Flower
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Flower

Jan 01, 1970

Flower
1970 4 min 1 vues
A man has trouble sleeping during quarantine.
The Chase Chronicles: Ghostly Encounters
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The Chase Chronicles: Ghostly Encounters

Jan 01, 1970

The Chase Chronicles: Ghostly Encounters
1970 21 min 1 vues
A ghost hunting crew is being documented on their very first paranormal experience in a so-called haunted house. The team members (intelligently stupid) seek out the paranormal and show off their gadgets to catch ghouls. They state their outsider and controversial beliefs on the paranormal and reveal that they intend to exploit the poltergeists. While searching, one crew member becomes possessed (or has just eaten far too many burritos). An exorcism takes place as they intend to expel the burrito demon out of the crew member’s body.
8 out of 10
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8 out of 10

Dec 26, 2019

8 out of 10
2019 8 min 1 vues
The Adverse Childhood Experiences (ACE) study was created by the Center for Disease Control and Kaiser Permenente, a Southern California health research company. The test itself is only ten yes or no questions and is free to take online. Reducing oneself to a mere point of data is at once comforting and frustrating, yet when I realized how few people I knew had received a score of more than four out of ten, I decided to detail my own abuse in a way more personal than a number. These words that have been said to me over and over again as a child, how they have shaped me, and how the ideas of American darlings like Bing Crosby have shaped our perception of masculinity and nullified the validity of abuse survivors in our country and around the world.
It's Just Bureaucracy
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It's Just Bureaucracy

Jan 01, 1970

It's Just Bureaucracy
1970 10 min 1 vues
Siblings Mac and Sheila meet in a parking lot to finish some last minute paperwork for their father's senior living, but the discussion soon takes a sharp turn to Sheila's own living situation.
It's Just Bureaucracy
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It's Just Bureaucracy

Jan 01, 1970

It's Just Bureaucracy
1970 10 min 1 vues
Siblings Mac and Sheila meet in a parking lot to finish some last minute paperwork for their father's senior living, but the discussion soon takes a sharp turn to Sheila's own living situation.
It's Just Bureaucracy
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It's Just Bureaucracy

Jan 01, 1970

It's Just Bureaucracy
1970 10 min 1 vues
Siblings Mac and Sheila meet in a parking lot to finish some last minute paperwork for their father's senior living, but the discussion soon takes a sharp turn to Sheila's own living situation.
Homebody
1

Homebody

Jan 01, 1970

Homebody
1970 4 min 1 vues
A lonely tenant gets used to living beneath a ghost.
Homebody
1

Homebody

Jan 01, 1970

Homebody
1970 4 min 1 vues
A lonely tenant gets used to living beneath a ghost.
Cry Me a River
1

Cry Me a River

Jan 01, 1970

Cry Me a River
1970 13 min 1 vues
A man loses all creativity during the 2020 pandemic. His life has become nothing, laying in bed, eating cereal, and staring at his empty canvases. Desperate to make something different, he begins to write a self-pitying script in hopes that he’ll stumble upon a beautiful young muse to pull him out of his funk. However, when his search for this dream girl is suddenly interrupted by the film’s deadline, he continues the movie alone, trying both to avoid falling into tropes, and to save his inner artist himself.
Cry Me a River
1

Cry Me a River

Jan 01, 1970

Cry Me a River
1970 13 min 1 vues
A man loses all creativity during the 2020 pandemic. His life has become nothing, laying in bed, eating cereal, and staring at his empty canvases. Desperate to make something different, he begins to write a self-pitying script in hopes that he’ll stumble upon a beautiful young muse to pull him out of his funk. However, when his search for this dream girl is suddenly interrupted by the film’s deadline, he continues the movie alone, trying both to avoid falling into tropes, and to save his inner artist himself.
Cry Me a River
1

Cry Me a River

Jan 01, 1970

Cry Me a River
1970 13 min 1 vues
A man loses all creativity during the 2020 pandemic. His life has become nothing, laying in bed, eating cereal, and staring at his empty canvases. Desperate to make something different, he begins to write a self-pitying script in hopes that he’ll stumble upon a beautiful young muse to pull him out of his funk. However, when his search for this dream girl is suddenly interrupted by the film’s deadline, he continues the movie alone, trying both to avoid falling into tropes, and to save his inner artist himself.
Flower
1

Flower

Jan 01, 1970

Flower
1970 4 min 1 vues
A man has trouble sleeping during quarantine.
Flower
1

Flower

Jan 01, 1970

Flower
1970 4 min 1 vues
A man has trouble sleeping during quarantine.
Flower
1

Flower

Jan 01, 1970

Flower
1970 4 min 1 vues
A man has trouble sleeping during quarantine.
Flower
1

Flower

Jan 01, 1970

Flower
1970 4 min 1 vues
A man has trouble sleeping during quarantine.
Laz's Whippin' Kitchen
1

Laz's Whippin' Kitchen

Jan 01, 1970

Laz's Whippin' Kitchen
1970 4 min 1 vues
Lazarus Melon, everyone’s favorite television chef, is plagued with a constant need to better himself. Everyone in the world will tell Laz he’s the best. He’s funny, charismatic, and he makes the most phenomenal carrot cake. Like Lazarus, we each surround ourselves with people who we love and who love us. But in this world of access and excess, where critics don the veil of anonymity, each of us must learn to regard our own critiques. This film serves as a reminder to all of us: Do not take it so hard. Life is filled with its little miseries. Each of us, in our own way, must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion.
Laz's Whippin' Kitchen
1

Laz's Whippin' Kitchen

Jan 01, 1970

Laz's Whippin' Kitchen
1970 4 min 1 vues
Lazarus Melon, everyone’s favorite television chef, is plagued with a constant need to better himself. Everyone in the world will tell Laz he’s the best. He’s funny, charismatic, and he makes the most phenomenal carrot cake. Like Lazarus, we each surround ourselves with people who we love and who love us. But in this world of access and excess, where critics don the veil of anonymity, each of us must learn to regard our own critiques. This film serves as a reminder to all of us: Do not take it so hard. Life is filled with its little miseries. Each of us, in our own way, must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion.
Laz's Whippin' Kitchen
1

Laz's Whippin' Kitchen

Jan 01, 1970

Laz's Whippin' Kitchen
1970 4 min 1 vues
Lazarus Melon, everyone’s favorite television chef, is plagued with a constant need to better himself. Everyone in the world will tell Laz he’s the best. He’s funny, charismatic, and he makes the most phenomenal carrot cake. Like Lazarus, we each surround ourselves with people who we love and who love us. But in this world of access and excess, where critics don the veil of anonymity, each of us must learn to regard our own critiques. This film serves as a reminder to all of us: Do not take it so hard. Life is filled with its little miseries. Each of us, in our own way, must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion.
Blog Post 1
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Blog Post 1

Jan 01, 1970

Blog Post 1
1970 1 min 1 vues
I'm trying to do a blog, hopefully this entry is kind of interesting.
Norma and Amelia at Play
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Norma and Amelia at Play

May 19, 2022

Norma and Amelia at Play
2022 12 min 1 vues
Amelia is a cynical mess of a teen who will do just about anything to right the wrongs she made against her ex-best friend, Norma, but will that include hiding a dead body?
Comedy
Laz's Whippin' Kitchen
1

Laz's Whippin' Kitchen

Jan 01, 1970

Laz's Whippin' Kitchen
1970 4 min 1 vues
Lazarus Melon, everyone’s favorite television chef, is plagued with a constant need to better himself. Everyone in the world will tell Laz he’s the best. He’s funny, charismatic, and he makes the most phenomenal carrot cake. Like Lazarus, we each surround ourselves with people who we love and who love us. But in this world of access and excess, where critics don the veil of anonymity, each of us must learn to regard our own critiques. This film serves as a reminder to all of us: Do not take it so hard. Life is filled with its little miseries. Each of us, in our own way, must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion.