Ryan Chandler

Fantasies about men in uniform have always been a big part of sex in the gay community. Art imitates life here as Clint Cooper opens his imagination and closet for a peek into his world. Chi Chi La Rue captures the visual as well as the psychological aspects of this popular pastime.

In this parody of Election 2000, a handful of votes from Florida's Okeechobee swamp will determine the Presidency. Dillion Pierce is pulled over, pulled out, and dick serviced by hot, horny cop Enrico Vega While transporting the ballots to Tallahassee. Hundreds of cum-drenched ballots are ignored by Florida Secretary of State Harris (Lana Luster) when she declares George Gush the winner. The Florida Supreme court mandates a recount of the disputed cum-drenched ballots. Democratic Party observer Tuck Johnson and Replublican observer Ryan Chandler do more than oversee as a cock sucking, ass fucking three-way ensues with election worker Tanner Hayes.In Tallahassee, Judge B.J. Macalister (Jason Nichols) tries to rule on ballots with chad holes blocked by cum while stroking his hard, fat cock in the privacy of his quarters. Awaiting Macalister's ruling, Candidates Al Bore (Rick Ritter) and George W. Gush (Kaleb Hayes) suck each other off. When it comes to fucking, Bore Tops Gush.

Why don't food critics write about these services at cafes? Spike thought he was having a nice, quiet dinner with his date, until everyone in the restaurant decided that he was on the menu. Are we really what we eat?