Collin Chiucchini

Ex-con turned "scrapper" Jake leads a quiet life caring for his family until he is pursued by violent Punjabi and Mexican criminals following a botched robbery.

In a hellish future where human beings have become stupefied by the state of permanent happiness they have been genetically altered to experience, Jack offers relief via drugs that cause his customers the welcome phenomenon of pain. But when Jack receives a mysterious videotape of his dead father, he sets out to unmask the dangerous conspiracy that has created this dystopian world.

In this tongue-in-cheek spoof, horror-savvy characters are trapped in yet another cabin in the woods, where they are forced to navigate murder and red herrings to uncover who will stop at nothing for their twisted happily ever after.