Jonah Dickerson

If you're ever around the Oxbow High School football field on a cool, autumn afternoon, you're likely to hear Coach Gene Tierney barking his favorite line, "Don't mess with the chest!" "Coach Tyranny," as his players call him, is on a mission to change the world, just as soon as he figures out how. In fact, he is so obsessed with developing neck, chest, and calf muscles that he needs a little help from the people around him to keep him on the right track. Even though he may seem misguided, Coach Tyranny has a massive chest that houses one of the biggest hearts around. In the end, if there's one thing we can learn from Coach Tyranny, it's that God really can use anyone.