Gabriel DuBois

Once upon a time, a tall, dark and handsome hunk fell in love with a fair-haired, twinky witch. With a twitch of his perky prick, the naughty little witch and his wicked twin-cousin raise sexual mayhem in and around 6969 Morning Glory Circle. This leads to a flying dildo, a Latino warlock popping the cherry of the nosy neighbor boy on roller-skates, a visit from an S&M witch doctor, workplace sex on a desk, and a poolside threeway with a billionaire client and an apprentice wizard, who is masquerading as the pool boy. In the end, love conquers all - until the mother of all mothers pays a visit.

The Priory of Semen, an ancient secret society, finds an ancient scroll that can only be decoded by soaking it with the loads of Leonardo DaVinci`s studly descendants, who must cum on the faces of virgin twinks. There are all kinds of twists and turns along the way as the DaVinci boys pop twink cherries from Stonehenge to the Vatican.

In a world that had gone totally to hell, all hope had been lost by mankind as dark forces fell upon our twinks. But a new whirlwind of man-stench was about to blow... and their names were Da Vinci and Schlong. One was looking for redemption - and good hair products - and the other for a tight hole to thrust his huge 11" x 8" ramrod into. In our time of need, they will come together to save the world from horny Nazis, the anti-Christ and bad porno clichés. Their only weapons - their hard cocks. Payback this time is for real, girlfriend!