Preston Matthews

Britain, Napoleon once famously said, was a nation of shopkeepers. Not any longer though. Nowadays it's very much a nation of hoodie-wearing, cock-sucking chavs and white-socked, ass-banging scallies, as this fabulous portrayal of modern-day Manchester more than ably demonstrates. Director Zack Hadley brings together eight of the hottest lads from the "bling generation" for a spunk-inducing, ball-draining fiesta.

Britain once again becomes the watchword for chavish debauchery, as a second collection of horny members of the UK's underclass engage in a sordid series of ball-busting, cock-draining encounters. Tattooed and blinged, these foul-mouthed youths are the cream of their nation – producing it in copious amounts as if to underline the point.