Miguel Andrew Fish

Johnny "Snooker Man" Bonnar is the UK's 17th rated Ronnie O'Sullivan lookalike working for the UK's lowest rated lookalike agency. He enters the world of competitive miniature snooker playing, attempting to become the world champion.

A terrified bride-to-be, Mya, discovers a mysterious black substance at her picturesque English manor wedding venue, leading to horrifying events.