Carolle Armitage

Grumpy old man Bert learns to overcome his feelings of isolation when cheerful new resident George arrives at his care home; forming an unforeseen friendship.

Follows the arocratic, affluent Arabella Bourne-Jones-Bonham-Carter-Streete-Hoare-Cash-Point and her companion Lady Margaret, Countess of Grimreperre, who use their television show to demonstrate which wine to best pair with the dispatchment of your unfaithful boyfriend. The duo later invite a group of women for a dinner party starring a new dish which the pair have brilliantly conjured up - with a secret ingredient! They promise it's tofu but...how can we be so sure...