Nico Sweeney

Phallic Don is killed and reincarnated, spurring him into confrontation with his age-old nemesis, Lord Megaf*cker.

A young boy attempting to escape the mundanity of junior high runs away into the woods, only to find a preschooler who snuck into his backpack. Together, the two embark on an adventure full of excitement, hand-to-hand combat, monkeys, and friendship.