Yo-Landi Visser

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Umshini Wam (Bring Me My Machine Gun)
6.2
Big dreams, big blunts, big rims, and big guns. It's time to get gangsta gangsta. Ninja and Yo Landi are wheelchair-bound lovers and real gangstas. They live in the outskirts of civilization, they shoot guns for fun, smoke massive joints, and sleep in the woods. They don't have any bling to show for their gangsta cred, but the world deserves to know who they are. They're tramps, and their wheels are starting to fall off. Ninja become despondent over their vagabond existence, but Yo Landi won't let him give up. What ensues is straight up gangsta mayhem, the realist of the real, true gangsta shit.
Comedy
Cores
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Cores

Dec 30, 2013
The most suffocating is the awareness that nothing is happening. All the veins are drying without the blood running through them. I came to Barão Geraldo because things happen here. Here people love as much as dolls hang themselves and chicken are slaughtered to death. Would I still hang dolls and burn memories in the next 18 years? It astonishes me how less and less I do not care for things that are not my extension. Being my own destruction is the only way. Intimacy is a farewell. All I see is a lot water and all the colors are not enough. All forms of comunication are not enough for a lot of water.
Documentary
Chappie
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Chappie

Mar 04, 2015
Dans un futur proche, la population, opprimée par une police entièrement robotisée, commence à se rebeller. Chappie, l’un de ces droïdes policiers, est kidnappé. Reprogrammé, il devient le premier robot capable de penser et ressentir par lui-même. Mais des forces puissantes, destructrices, considèrent Chappie comme un danger pour l’humanité et l’ordre établi. Elles vont tout faire pour maintenir le statu quo et s’assurer qu’il soit le premier, et le dernier, de son espèce.
Crime
Die Antwoord at Lollapalooza 2016
1
It took more than 19 hours for Die Antwoord, South Africa’s bonkers electro-rap collective, to travel from their homeland to Lollapalooza, but not even jetlag was going to stop emcees Ninja and Yo-Landi Vi$$er from fighting crime — or doling out alternate South African history lessons.
ZEF - The Story of Die Antwoord
6.4
Le producteur/réalisateur sud-africain JON DAY a passé les 5 dernières années à réaliser un documentaire sur le mystérieux groupe de rap-rave, DIE ANTWOORD. La direction artistique est assurée par le photographe surréaliste ROGER BALLEN. Narré par la fille de NINJA & ¥O-LANDI, 16 JONES.
Documentary
Tommy Can`t Sleep
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Tommy Can`t Sleep

Jun 20, 2017
Little Tommy unable to sleep and not comforted by his parents over that matter is invited by mysterious Rat Girl to go down the rat hole.
Horror
Tokoloshe
5

Tokoloshe

Nov 11, 2010
Back in June, we invited South African rave-rap crew Die Antwoord to play their first show in New York City. They are one of our favorite bands and their performance that day was one of the most hectic, intense and amazing shows we had seen in a long time. While we were hanging out with them here, Ninja and Yo-Landi kept talking about a little monster called Tokoloshe, the most feared of all African demons. Ninja told us about how when he was growing up, his nanny would use a stack of bricks to raise her bed up, just to keep the Tokoloshe away at night. It turns out this is a fairly common practice among women in South Africa since this hairy, pot-bellied dwarf, unlike your typical Western boogiemonsters, is believed to have a penis the size of a horse’s and a penchant for sneaking into people’s bedrooms and raping them.
Documentary
Picnic
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Picnic

Aug 09, 2004
A warmhearted slice-of-life story showing viewers how important family reunions are, psychologically and emotionally. But also a satire of white privileged church going South African society and their normalization.
Picnic
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Picnic

Aug 09, 2004
A warmhearted slice-of-life story showing viewers how important family reunions are, psychologically and emotionally. But also a satire of white privileged church going South African society and their normalization.
Tommy Can`t Sleep
1

Tommy Can`t Sleep

Jun 20, 2017
Little Tommy unable to sleep and not comforted by his parents over that matter is invited by mysterious Rat Girl to go down the rat hole.
Horror
Tommy Can`t Sleep
1

Tommy Can`t Sleep

Jun 20, 2017
Little Tommy unable to sleep and not comforted by his parents over that matter is invited by mysterious Rat Girl to go down the rat hole.
Horror
Tommy Can`t Sleep
1

Tommy Can`t Sleep

Jun 20, 2017
Little Tommy unable to sleep and not comforted by his parents over that matter is invited by mysterious Rat Girl to go down the rat hole.
Horror