Max Wade

Based on the cult comic, Blood for the Muse tells the harrowing tale of a man's faith and the blood-soaked extremes he explores to hear the siren's call of the Dark Muse! Believing tragedy brings her to him, Josh becomes a serial killer preying on call girls! Can his new girlfriend stop his gory rampage or will she become his last victim?

Meet photographer, Chet. He's obsessed with finding "Miss Right." And it looks like Jazz will fit the bill. After all, she has all the right parts, in all the right places, and it's all the right size! (Plus, she was the "body double" for Julie Roberts in Pretty Woman!) She's the leader of an unemployed all - female band. And her buddy Mad Dog knows a perfect way to help Jazz out - he'll put on a bikini contest that will draw everyone's attention. Everyone - including the cops! And when Chet, Jazz and Mad Dog end up as roommates in a beach house, they're in for a summer they'll never forget. And neither will you!

In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins, is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.